BILL BARR JUMPS SHIP, IS MIKE POMPEO NEXT?
Subservient, slavish, and slimy
Trump’s personal US Attorney,
Sorry US Attorney General,
Bill Barr, singing a different tune,
Following the end of Trump’s
One-term turbulent Presidency.
As more and more US States
Certify the thumping of Trump
By a “sleepy, senile, and slow
‘Sleepy Joe Biden'”, Barr now
Singing fair election instead of
Fraudulent democrat rigged election.
Barr, without the protection of Trump’s
Obstruction of Justice, aided by
A partisan US Supreme Court
Has jumped ship, but too late
To hitch a ride on the incoming
Biden-Harris regatta of colors.
Barr, it is too late to recant, and
Surely Tweety Bird shall tweet
Your sack letter, replacing you
With Rudolph Rapscallion Giuliani.
Meanwhile, Goofy Mike Pompeo is printing
Trump’s phantom second inauguration invitations.
Invitations printed by Bedouins
On papyrus in the Sinai Desert,
Where Goofy Pompeo is celebrating a
Sakraan* brew named after him
Surely, every member of the departing Trump’s
Maladministration needs a parting tranquilizer brew!
*Plant in Sinai Desert used as a camel tranquilizer. Israeli Settlers had named a wine “Goofy Pompeo.” The Arabs had to reciprocate.