AFRICASTALLESTMAN INTERVIEWS SENATOR MITCH MCCONNELL, MAJORITY LEADER, US SENATE.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN INTERVIEWS SENATOR MITCH MCCONNELL, MAJORITY LEADER, US SENATE.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:

Good evening Senator.

SENATOR MITCH MCCONNELL:

Good evening, Africastallestman. How did you get into America to make this interview. Didn’t the Trump travel ban affect you?

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:

Senator, I came in through Mexico. I was not going to miss interviewing the most powerful man in the world.

SENATOR MITCH MCCONNELL:

You journalists are fond of trying to stir up trouble. Donald Trump is the most powerful man in the world, not me.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:

Without you enabling Trump’s unlawfulness, lies, and irrational behaviors, he would have been impeached. You are more powerful than Trump.

SENATOR MITCH MCCONNELL:

Africastallestman, are you here to interview me or psycho-analyze me? Please, let’s get done as quickly as possible. I have three meetings this evening with big oil, big tobacco, and big donors. As you know, this is an election year.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:

Is it true you believe that Coronaviruses were sent by God to kill LGBTQIAs, Abortionists, and Democrats?

SENATOR MITCH MCCONNELL:

Well, statistics do not lie, the blue democratic states of California and New York account for most of the abortions in America and most of the deaths from Covid-19. These are also the most democratic states in America.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:

Senator, these are also the states with heavily populated urban areas and major international airports. Add the public mass transit system and the risk of transmission increases exponentially. Detroit and Chicago are also heavily impacted by Covid-19 because they are densely populated urban areas, with public mass transit systems. These two cities are coincidentally Democratic.

On the other hand, the sparsely populated red Republican States were relatively spared, and redneck rural Republic areas, where they use horse-drawn buggies are unscathed.

SENATOR MITCH MCCONNELL:

Are you an Atheist? You mean Jesus Christ does not have a hand in killing Democrats? Well, facts are facts!

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:

Well, who is Africastallestman to challenge God?

SENATOR MITCH MCCONNELL:

Ask Sodom and Gomorrah?

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:

Coming to more mundane things, where do you think this coronavirus originated? As you are aware, there are theories that this virus originated from the Wuhan Virology Lab.

SENATOR MITCH MCCONNELL:

Before I answer this question, let me ensure that I have not butt-dialed my wife.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:

Why?

SENATOR MITCH MCCONNELL:

My wife is Chinese and has active ties with China through her father’s transportation company. In fact, we inherited $25 million from that company.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:

Now, I can understand why you have failed to label it; Kong flu, Chinese virus, or Invisible killer to keep up with your idol, President Trump.

SENATOR MITCH MCCONNELL:

Will you infuriate your wife because of a virus?

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:

Not if the virus has killed more than 40,000 citizens you represent in the Senate.

SENATOR MITCH MCCONNELL:

Closer to 50,000 but less than 200 in Kentucky. I represent myself and Kentucky and not the US. Autopsies revealed that those killed by Covid-19 in Kentucky are all Democrats. That means 200 less Democrats voting against me in November 2020.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:

Now, I understand why you want Democratic States to declare bankruptcies instead of a Federal Government bailout.

SENATOR MITCH MCCONNELL:

Elections have consequences. The Democrats lost in 2016. Will you pay your opponents to recover from Covid-19 and defeat you in November 2020? Trump may be defeated but I want to hold onto my Senate seat to continue to frustrate a Democratic President. Did you forget how I pocketed Obama and enabled Trump?

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:

Are you saying that there are Democratic and Republican Presidents who cater only to Republicans and Democrats, and not the American people? By your reckoning, Independents can go to hell. Your actions against Obama could be seen as racist and hatist.

SENATOR MITCH MCCONNELL:

Yes, I repeat, elections have consequences. I am not racist. I have one Black friend.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:

Every White racist and hatist in America has one Black friend.

SENATOR MITCH MCCONNELL:

There are no Black male Senators in the US Senate. Do not blame me. Next, you’ll accuse me of sexually harassing Senator Kamala Harris of California, the only Black female in the Senate.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:

You and Trump are involved in the same political insider trading you are accusing Biden of engaging in. Isn’t that hypocritical and un-American?

SENATOR MITCH MCCONNELL:

Better get used to hypocrisy. I have already loaded the Supreme Court and Federal Courts with Republicans, some of them unqualified to be law clerks, and they are young. Remember, the Supreme Court can overrule the Constitution.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:

You are creating a long-lasting legacy that should outlive you. You have changed America and helped create a tremendous, lying, and unaccountable President.

SENATOR MITCH MCCONNELL:

Elections have consequences. Africastallestman, I have to go and meet my big donors. I forgot to inform you; their interests come before America’s interests.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:

Thank you for a political education. I never knew the Senate Majority Leader could be more powerful than the President of the United States. Let me return to my shit hole continent where Presidents control their Senate Presidents. Now, I am confused – which system is better?

SENATOR MITCH MCCONNELL:

Bye, Africastallestman, be careful before ICE arrests and holds you in a cattle pen with social distancing due to the coronavirus pandemic.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:

Thanks again, I shall be careful and I also have your phone number.

https://www.foxnews.com/health/coronavirus-in-us-state-by-state-breakdown

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2020/04/20/how-mitch-mcconnell-became-trumps-enabler-in-chief

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