FORWARDED AS READ!
(The New Standard)
Forwarded as received
Did you read it! No.
Did you open it? No.
Did you download it? No.
Is it funny? Don’t know.
Is it pornographic? Don’t know.
Is it educational? Don’t know.
Why forward, if
You don’t know
The contents of the message?
Henceforth, discard all
Messages marked
Forwarded as received.
The forwarder is
Just a forwarding agent,
An agent of misinformation.
Only acknowledge posts
Clearly marked as
Forwarded as read!
Forwarded as read!!
PS. HENCEFORTH DISCARD ANY FORWARDED POST NOT MARKED AS READ BY SENDER.
THIS SLOWS DOWN FABRICATIONS OR FAKE NEWS.