PRAYER FOR BRITAIN
Almighty, all-seeing, all-knowing, all-compassionate, and all-loving God; the God of equity, the God of kindness, the God of fairness, and the God of reciprocity, the God of Britain and her former colonies and colonized peoples.
We come before you with all humbleness and tinged with a sense of justice, and implore you to do to Britain what Britain did to her former colonies.
Our prayers are:
God, may Britain be flooded with strangers from other countries as Britain flooded her former colonies with Asians, British, and other Nationalities.
God, may British people be sold into slavery to toil, and till African soils.
God, may Britain be flooded by Islamists from Turkey* who shall convert the British to Islam as the British flooded Nigeria with Fulani Jihadists hell bent on Islamizing Nigeria.
God, may Britain become a cesspool of corruption, tribalism, nepotism, and religionism as former British colonies are.
God, may Britain produce such exceptional leaders as Field Marshall Idi Amin of Uganda and Major General Muhammadu Buhari of Nigeria.
God, may the British tribes – English, Irish, Scottish, and Welsh engage in internecine warfare that would make tribal conflicts in the old British Empire child’s play.
God, may the British cessation from the European Union – Brexit – be followed by “Irixit,” “Scottexit,” and “Welshit” as Britain disintegrates.
Finally, God, may the British Monarchy in whose name Britain perpetrated and continues to perpetrate her atrocities in the world, quietly dissolve into commoners, never to resurrect again.
All these favors, we the oppressed, raped, and vilified recipients of British colonialism, ask through your son, Jesus Christ.
*Current British Prime Minister, Boris Johnson is of Turkish descent.