INTERNET PH.D.s
More online Ph.D. Schools
Offering online Ph.D.s. than
Online candidates seeking Ph.D.s
Length of program dependent
On depth of bank account.

Recipients not eager to
Disclose useless disciplines, such as
Theology aka Bible Studies,
Sports management, aka
Watching sports on the Internet.

Some schools entice, with
A Masters for your spouse, and
A Bachelors for your dog.
How low can low self-esteem go?