NIGERIANS OWN HEAVEN!
Most Nigerians are Christians or Muslims
All Christians and Muslims prefer Heaven to Earth or Hell
God loves Nigerians so much so that
God kills Nigerians at a very young age
Average life expectancy of Nigerians less than 54 years
So many dead Nigerians in the Nigerian section of Heaven
All Nigerian vices have been transferred to Heaven
Corruption, Nepotism, Bribery, Homicides, Tribalism, Thievery….
Nigerians dying in droves to secure prime real estate in Heaven
The new trend in testimonies at revivals of
Tithing, tongue talking, and extortion, where
Charlatans in clerical garb extort the gullible for private gain is
Why did God spare my life in that ghastly motor accident?
Nigerians as you know never carry last – Heaven included.