BUHARI’S NIGERIA.

The Police will kill you, for having a laptop on you

The Army will kill you, if you do not have identification

The Customs will kill you, for eating foreign rice

The EFCC will arrest you, for being in the opposition

Judges will grant you impossible bail conditions

If you are not well connected to the Dictatorship

Fulani Terrorist Herdsmen will kill you, for your land

There are plans to arm the FRSC, NSCDC, Court Bailiffs, and Tax Collectors

The killings will only get worse, as the “Next Level” consolidates.