FLY BY BROOM AIRWAYS

Roads infested by Fulani Terrorist Herdsmen,
Roads indented by car-swallowing craters,
Airspace infiltrated by flying coffins disguised as aircrafts,
Waterways inundated by resource control fighters,
Is there a safe way to travel in Nigeria?

Yeah! Yeah!! Yeah!!! Fly by Broom Airways.
We already fly long distances on witchcraft missions.
Why not add fee-paying passengers?
Not worried about midnight takeoffs,
Not averse to sacrificing a goat or two.

Fly by Broom Airways is your best choice.
Takeoff at midnight, arrive next day.
Any destination, any country, no problem.
Broom Airways flies anonymously everywhere on
Bewitching and bloodsucking missions.

No more kidnapping by Terrorists.
No death in craters and ditches.
No mangling by flying coffins.
No intimidation by hooded men.
Start enjoying flying once again.