AFRICASTALLESTMAN INTERVIEWS ORJI UZO KALU, FORMER GOVERNOR OF ABIA STATE.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN INTERVIEWS ORJI UZO KALU, FORMER GOVERNOR OF ABIA STATE.

Africastallestman:
Good afternoon, Mr. Orji Uzo Kalu.

Orji Uzo Kalu:
Why did you address me as Mr.? Are you the only journalist in Africa who does not know that I have a doctoral degree from the University of Ndiolumbe in Sloking Technology and another from the University of Maiduguri in Selling Produce?

Africastallestman:
Sorry Dr., I forgot that you are the Chairman of SLOK Holding. How did you get a doctoral degree after flunking out of the University of Maiduguri?

Orji Uzo Kalu:
With money, anything is possible in Nigeria. Actually I am Dr. Dr. Orji Uzo Kalu.

Africastallestman:
I apologize for my error.

Orji Uzo Kalu:
Apology accepted.

Africastallestman:
What is sloking?

Orji Uzo Kalu:
Sloking is a method of cleaning money. Nigerians abuse money by spraying money on people, trampling on money, and inserting money into every known orifice. At SLOK, we clean money and return it to general circulation. Other countries soil money by different means. Sloking is in demand, worldwide.
We have sloking operations in Nigeria, Ghana, Togo, Cotonou, Guinea, South Africa, Liberia, Botswana, and Korea.

Africastallestman:
How did Mazi Nnamdi Kanu (MNK), whom you saw in London end up on the NNS Kalu in the Bight of Biafra? You recall you saw him escaping to London via Bayelsa and Malaysia?

Orji Uzo Kalu:
Have you heard about Alhaji Umaru Dikko and Alhaji Muhammadu Buhari’s attempt to smuggle him out of London in a box, with the assistance of Israeli agents?

Africastallestman:
No Dr. Dr., I was not born then.

Orji Uzo Kalu:
Well, Alhaji Muhammadu Buhari, then a Major General in the Nigerian Army alleged that Alhaji Umaru Dikko was the real culprit who stole the $2.8 billion from the NNPC ( Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation) during Buhari’s tenure as head of the NNPC in the 1970’s.
Buhari as Military Head of State was determined to recover the money from Umar Dikko.
Who actually stole money will be the topic of another interview?
Umaru Dikko had escaped to London to avoid Buhari’s Gulag and draconian authoritarian rule.
Dikko was kidnapped in London, drugged with the help of Israeli agents, put in a box with an Israeli doctor, and was about to be checked as diplomatic cargo for the flight to Nigeria.
A hawk-eyed airport official insisted on opening the box. Dikko was rescued and the kidnappers sentenced to jail after a British trial.

Africastallestman:
What has Umaru Dikko got to do with Mazi Nnamdi Kalu?

Orji Uzo Kalu:
After I trailed Nnamdi Kanu to London. APC Officials approached me on the orders of Buhari to assist them with the kidnapping of MNK. I hail from Abia State, very close to MNK’s village. I did want to betray MNK but the emissaries mentioned, “Do you want the Sambo Dasuki treatment?”
At this stage, I asked, “Where do I sign?”
They replied, “You help us kidnap MNK and your case files will be eaten by rats. We want you to arrange a meeting with MNK in London as you did in Abuja. After his hideout is located, our agents from North Korea, will kidnap him, put him in a box and fly him to Nigeria in Buhari’s Presidential Jet. Buhari is in London every other week for treatment. Anytime, he claims to travel to Niger, Libya, Mali, or Senegal, he is actually traveling to London. The North Koreans are better than the Israelis in kidnapping. They have kidnapped several people from Japan and South Korea right under the nose of the Authorities.
Is this interview being recorded?

Africastallestman:
No Dr. Dr. Governor.

Orji Uzo Kalu:
Good. If you quote me, I can safely deny everything that I said.

Africastallestman:
Now, everything makes sense. I see that the EFCC, CCB, ICPC, APC, UAC, UTC, MACBAN, AREWA, etc. have acquitted and discharged you of all cases of fraud and stealing of public funds against you.

Orji Uzo Kalu:
Sambo Dasuki, President Goodluck Jonathan’s National Security Adviser and my very good friend has been in jail without trial for three years. I advised him to declare for the APC (All Progressives Congress) and have all his cases dismissed but he is a very stubborn fellow. He insists that he was carrying out instructions and that Buhari got some of the money. He then added, “I guess that Buhari should be in jail after 2019 for being a recipient of the “stolen funds.”

Africastallestman:
You seem to have a large number of Northern friends – Babangida, Aminu, Dasuki, Sanusi, Otagoro, Amunotu, etc.

Orji Uzo Kalu:
You forget to mention that I also have a larger number of Igbo, Yoruba, and Ijaw friends.

Africastallestman:
Why would Babangida give you a National Merit Award at age 26? Is it for services to Nigeria or for services to Babangida? A National Award at 26 is preposterous.

Orji Uzo Kalu:
It was in recognition of my successes as a businessman. At 26 years, I was already a multimillionaire selling palm oil, onions, ginger, granotu (groundnuts), and other produce. The Award was also to honor Nigerian Youths to strive for excellence in everything they do.

Africastallestman:
Hmmm! Talking about youths, what have you done to ease unemployment in Nigeria?

Orji Uzo Kalu:
As the then Governor of the dirtiest state in Nigeria, Abia State, I bought wheelbarrows for the youths to clear the refuse-congested roads of Aba and Umuahia at the rate of 500 Naira a day. These youths refused and insisted that I provide Keke Na Pep (Tricycles) or pay them 5000 Naira a day.
Governor Samuel Ortom of Benue State, gave wheelbarrows and shovels as part of N-power to Benue Youths and they are praising him to high heavens. His wife has been selected by the youths to succeed him.
Igbo Youths are too greedy and ambitious.

Africastallestman:
Isn’t it the same greed and ambition that made you drop out of the University of Maiduguri to pursue money?

Orji Uzo Kalu:
Yes, but I started walking before running. The Igbo Youths of nowadays want to run before walking.

Africastallestman:
You recently, publicly stated that PDP killed people. How many political opponents and adversaries have you killed?

Orji Uzo Kalu:
I will not answer that question.

Africastallestman:
If Buhari and his APC lose in 2019 and the PDP wins, will you crawl back to the PDP (Peoples Democratic Party)? The party may be reluctant to accept you since you have admitted to killings by the party. You may be arrested to give details of the killings.

Orji Uzo Kalu:
No Nigerian Party has ever rejected a decamper, especially an ex-Governor with millions of followers. I will keep decamping to protect my assets, stolen or otherwise.

Africastallestman:
How is your powerful mother, Mrs. Eunice Kalu, an amazon of a woman?

Orji Uzo Kalu:
She is doing well. I wish every Nigerian had mothers as my mother.

Africastallestman:
IPOB (Indigenous People of Biafra) through their powerful PRO has stated that it will hold you responsible if anything happens to MNK.

Orji Uzo Kalu:
My actions are those of survival. You cannot stand idly by as an Hausa-Igbo while someone attacks your HausaFulani benefactors. Without their benevolence, I will be a dua-dua (itinerant tailor) in Aba or Umuahia.

Africastallestman:
Are you proposing that you are willing to sell the Igbos and Igbo interests for any price?

Orji Uzo Kalu:
I am not selling anything but myself. I hope to be the first Nigerian Igbo President in 2023.

Africastallestman:
I wish you good luck, Dr. Dr. Governor.

Orji Uzo Kalu:
Thank you Africastallestman and take that brown envelope for your transportation.

Africastallestman:
Thank you for your generosity but I will go back to my office by KeKe Na Pep. You can give the envelope to the less privileged.

Nnamdi Kanu is in London, he went through Malaysia — Orji Kalu

PDP to Orji Uzo Kalu: We don’t kill in our party

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