MANDELA WARNS SENATOR SHEHU SANI.
January 25, 2018
Senator Shehu Sani,
WARNING TO CEASE AND DESIST.
Dear Senator Sani,
Propitiously, I overheard some Nigerian labourers from Hell who were sent to trim the trees in Heaven discussing current events in Nigeria. Most disturbing was the call by you for President Alhaji Muhammadu Buhari to retire after one term in the Mandela fashion.
Senator, are you out of your mind?
Did President Alhaji Muhammadu Buhari rot in jail to actualize Nigeria’s independence?
Did I threaten to soak the lives of South Africans who refused to vote for me in “monkey and baboon’s blood?”
Did I insert all Xhosa people in all commanding positions in the South African Security Apparatus?
Did I insert all Xhosa people in all commanding positions in the South African economy and civil service?
Did I favour Xhosa people over Zulus, Ndebeles, Whites, Sothos, Tswanas, Pedis, Vendas, Tsongas, Pondos, and Swatis in every appointment?
Did I order Xhosa cows to trample and destroy the farmlands of other South Africans?
Did I keep mute and quiet when Xhosa people raped, maimed, and killed South African pregnant women, children, and adults who protested the destruction of their property?
Did I appoint dead South Africans into boards?
Did I go to London for medical treatment?
Well, thanks to President Alhaji Muhammadu Buhari for appointing dead Nigerians into boards. If he did not, I would not have known that you are libeling me.
Please compare President Alhaji Muhammadu Buhari to Mussolini and Hitler and not Nelson Mandela. Those two were also one-term presidents.
If you continue to libel me by circulating articles comparing me to President Alhaji Muhammadu Buhari, I would have no option but to institute legal action through one of the dead Nigerian board member who is not only an attorney but also a SAN (Senior Advocate of Nigeria).