AFRICASTALLESTMAN INTERVIEWS PASTOR PROFESSOR YEMI OSINBAJO, VICE PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN INTERVIEWS PASTOR PROFESSOR YEMI OSINBAJO, VICE PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA.

Africastallestman:
Good afternoon, Rev Vice President.

Pastor Osinbajo:
Africastallestman, good afternoon. Take it easy on me. I am just a Vice President deputizing for Alhaji Bola Tinubu. Tinubu is supposed to be sitting on this chair.

Africastallestman:
Does Buhari still lock you out of security meetings?

Pastor Osinbajo:
Yes, he does. The Cabal knows that I am deadly afraid of rats. I think that the rats were introduced into Aso Rock by the Cabal to scare me away from Buhari’s office.

Africastallestman:
You recently stated that the NNPC subsidizes refined petroleum products imports (fuel subsidy) into Nigeria and not the Federal Government. Is the NNPC not owned by the Nigerian people and the Federal Government or is the Federal Government not part of Nigeria?

Pastor Osinbajo:
That was the old NNPC, Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation. The new NNPC (Northern Nigerian Petroleum Corporation) is owned by Muhammadu Buhari and the Cabal. Nigerians should thank them for subsidizing fuel imports.

Africastallestman:
When will the Port Harcourt, Warri, and Kaduna refineries return to full production capacity?

Pastor Osinbajo:
Never, not with Dangote alive. He has monopolized the sugar, flour, noodle, milk, cement, salt, rice, and garri markets. After he completes his refinery which he is building with your money, we will convert the old refineries to palm oil processing mills. As the President said in his interview with you, “oil is oil.”
Our Malaysian consultants also agreed with the conversion of the refineries to palm oil mills.

Africastallestman:
Is it true that Dangote wants to go into automobile assembly?

Pastor Osinbajo:
Is that a question or what?

Africastallestman:
Yes, Nigerians want to know.

Pastor Osinbajo:
Dangote wants to use the EFCC and GTB to drive Innoson out of the automobile business to clear the way for Dangote Motors. GTB is claiming that goods imported by Innoson Motors and partly financed by the bank should be kept in the bank’s vault until Innoson pays in full.
Before Buhari sends the EFCC after me, I am returning my Kia to First Bank for storage until my loan is paid in full.
Any Nigerian living in a house with a mortgage balance or driving an automobile with a loan balance, should return the house or automobile to your lender until your loan is paid in full.
Starting March 1, 2018 the EFCC will arrest and detain any Nigerian living in a house or driving an automobile with an outstanding loan balance.

Africastallestman:
Is this something new in finance? Generally, it is accepted that you can enjoy the proceeds of your loan (financing) as long as you are making regular payments on interest and principal.

Pastor Osinbajo:
That was the corrupt practice under the previous PDP Governments that got us into trouble. This APC Administration is geared to eliminating corruption from the public and private sectors. Soon, we will introduce legislation to outlaw interest on all loans. I may be Christian, but I like the idea of no-interest Sharia banking.

Africastallestman:
Is Nigeria a secular or Islamic nation? Nigeria belongs to the OIC ( Organization of Islamic Cooperation) and D-8 (Organization for Economic Cooperation). “Foreign,” according to Alhaji Nasr el-Rufai, Islamic Fulani Herdsmen are embarking on a Jihad forcing Christians to convert to Islam. Nigeria has introduced Muslim interest- free banking to win converts.

Pastor Osinbajo:
There you go again. Religion is a means to an end. The Yorubas understand this. Do you think that I will be Vice President without the RCCG (Redeemed Christian Church of God)? Fashola and Tinubu are Muslims but have Christian wives. No money in the world is reserved for the exclusive use of any religion.
Why would any sane person refuse cheaper loans because it is sourced from a Muslim bank?
My leader, Alhaji Bola Tinubu is willing to convert to Christianity if that’s the only path to the Presidency.
The Northerners also understand the religious game. The Speaker of the House of Representatives, Yakubu Dogara is a Christian but he tried to surreptitiously introduce a Sharia Bill in the House. Yakubu Gowon, a Christian, is prepared to go to war to prevent restructuring of Nigeria. This is also the Northern Muslim view. The Yoruba Muslims support restructuring but the Northern Muslims do not.
Only the Igbos and Southern Kadunas take religion too seriously. Asari Dokubo is Ijaw and Muslim but is fiercely anti-Hausa-Fulani hegemony.

Africastallestman:
Are you suggesting that Northern Christians named Yakubu are really Muslims?

Pastor Osinbajo:
If not Muslims, why not Jacob instead of Yakubu?

Africastallestman:
President Buhari recently sent a 17-man delegation to Libya to repatriate Nigerian Slaves in Libya. There is a danger that some members of the delegation could be enslaved or if not enslaved could be taking up valuable space on the aircraft meant to transport slaves.

Pastor Osinbajo:
Everyone spends heavily at Christmas, Christians and Muslim alike. The 17-man delegation will collect estacode far in excess of $10 million by the end of their mission. In fact, 50 officials wanted to go but Baba pruned it to 17. They need the estacode to replenish their finances after Christmas expenses. Have you not noticed that the officials accompanying our teams to foreign competitions outnumber the athletes? It is the estacode, stupid!

Africastallestman:
By Baba, you mean President Muhammadu Buhari?

Pastor Osinbajo:
Who else?

Africastallestman:
A US Ambassador was killed in Libya and America has not apprehended the killers. Isn’t there a danger that some of these officials could be enslaved? The Nigerian Army cannot vanquish Boko Haram, what more the lethal Libyan Militias.

Pastor Osinbajo:
If they are enslaved, that’s their problem. I guess the estacode is more important to them.

Africastallestman:
You spent the whole of the Christmas holiday dispensing fuel at various filling stations in Lagos. Is this going to be regular and are you going to involve other idle officials in Abuja?

Pastor Osinbajo:
No, I was avoiding going to Christmas Revival Services along the Lagos – Ibadan Expressway. My tithe was increased beyond my means.

Africastallestman:
Have you discussed a Federal No Grazing Bill with Baba? Those Fulani cows are a road hazard. They cause holdups, accidents, crop damage, and defecate anywhere spreading diseases.

Pastor Osinbajo:
Baba got so upset that I thought that he was going to strike me. He treats me as a junior officer, not the Vice President. He threatened to outlaw our revival services that regularly blocks the Lagos – Ibadan Expressway causing exactly the same problems as the cows. He also reminded me that human feces are more dangerous than cow feces.

Africastallestman:
Thank you for your time, Pastor Professor Vice President. I see that you have a phone meeting with the General Overseer.

Pastor Osinbajo:
You are welcome, Africastallestman. Here is my private cellphone number. You can call me anytime.

 

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