ASSOCIATION OF MALE VICTIMS OF FEMALE SEXUAL ABUSE WARNS CONGRESS.

The AMVFSA (Association of Male Victims of Female Sexual Abuse) at a Washington DC press conference, sternly warned Congress to leave her members out of the proposed Victims of Sexual Abuse and Molestation Legislation. Dr. Long Dong Silver, the President of the association reminded Congress to focus on the deficit, health care, taxes, North Korea, and female victims of male sexual abuse and harassment. “These are more pressing National issues,” he added.

Continuing, Dr. Silver said, “His members have never complained about their abuse and harassment by highly placed females. If we are happy about our abuse and harassment by females, Congress should butt out of our business. If Congress does anything to stop our abuse and harassment by highly placed females, we will take appropriate legal actions.”

Africastallestman understands that applications for membership have quadrupled, that many applicants are being rejected.