BUHARI ON VICTORY TOUR OF CONQUERED IGBOS
His Excellency Alhaji Muhammadu Buhari, President and Commander in Chief of Nigerian Python Forces is currently on a victory tour of Igbo land. At a meeting in Enugu, closed off to the press, he warned the 5 Governors to vote for the APC (Alliance for Phony Change) or he will be sending Anacondas after them. He promised to compensate losing Governors with ministerial appointments in his enlarged cabinet.
As a prelude, he is withdrawing the security details of uncooperating governors. Igbo Governors are falling head over heels in a competition to award the most superfluous titles to the killer of their young men and women.
Twenty, count 20 long articulated vehicles are accompanying Buhari to transport the thousands of tons of food donated to him. Food denied the inhabitants of the South East. The current agitation for Biafra is fueled by hunger. Experts calculate that the donated food items will feed the inhabitants of IDP (Internally Displaced Persons) camps in the North East for one year. These are persons displaced by Boko Haram, a murderous Islamic terrorist group that has not been proscribed by the Northern Governors. They are being “tried” or released in secret by Buhari.
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So far, Buhari has been conferred with the following titles:
Ogbu Ndi Igbo Gburugburu 1 of Igbo land.
Ochi Oha 1 of Ndi HausaIgbo.
Enyioma Gburugburu 1 of Ndi HausaIgbo.
Eke Na Eno Ndi Igbo Gburugburu.
More titles are expected as he continues his victory tour.
Africastallestman is happy that he is not Igbo.