BLAME THE PDP FOR EVERYTHING WRONG WITH NIGERIA.
Rats chased the President from his office,
Into the other room and refused to leave.
Must be PDP rats, as APC rats are well behaved.
Blame the PDP.
Buhari seeking treatment overseas.
Health infrastructure is dilapidated, staff demoralized.
Since 1914, PDP has not built a single hospital.
Blame the PDP for a failed health delivery system.
Current agitation for restructuring created by PDP,
Whose forced amalgamation of warring tribes in 1914,
Created a structure-less Nigeria for the APC.
Blame the PDP for IPOB, OODUA, NDA, Boko Haram, and Fulani herdsmen.
Malaria pandemic created by PDP.
They failed to drain swamps, discard old tyres,
And imported mosquitoes from Ghana and Liberia.
Blame the PDP for your malaria and typhoid.
Economic recession is handiwork of PDP.
PDP so drained the Central Banks vaults,
That APC met only PDP rats in the bank’s vault.
Blame the PDP for Nigeria’s insolvency and borrowing.
PDP gave oil blocks to only Northerners,
Who in turn gave them to Sudanese,
Devastating the Nigerian economy.
Blame the PDP for the economic recession.
PDP underpriced Nigerian oil at $37 per barrel.
Oil traders flocked to Nigeria to buy cheap oil.
Ghanaian oil still sells at $125 per barrel.
Blame the PDP for poor oil revenues.
Subsequently, Ghana has hospitals, Nigeria does not.
Ghana’s President is treated in Ghana, Nigeria’s President in London.
Ghanaian babies are born in Ghana, Nigerian babies in London.
Blame the PDP for medical tourism.
Ghana has electricity, Nigeria has darkness.
Mosquitoes eliminated from Ghana,
Nigerian mosquitoes attacking in daylight.
Blame the PDP for darkness and mosquitoes.
Nigeria’s problems created by the PDP.
It will take the APC 1000 years to clean up,
The mess left by the PDP after 16 years of governance.
Blame the PDP for every malaise in Nigerian society!