RATS VOW NOT TO LET BUHARI CONTEST IN 2019.

The rats currently occupying the Presidential Office at Aso Rock scoffed at the idea that Buhari is being urged to contest in 2019. Addressing an Abuja press conference, their spokesperson Hon Rattus Niger, declared, “How can a President we drove away from his office run for re-election in 2019? Is he going to run for re-election from the bedroom or the other room?”

The rats unanimously decided to present Hon. Rattus Niger as their candidate for the 2019 Nigerian Presidential Elections under the aegis of the Rats Party of Nigeria (RPN).

Do not dismiss the rats of Nigeria. They are in every home and office. The clandestinely participate in the meetings of all the political parties from their hideouts. Armed with the strategies of the different parties they will be a tough bunch to beat.

All the major parties are trying to compromise the rats by leaving extra large quantities of food in areas frequented by rats. The rats are not biting.

“Vote for Hon. Rattus Niger,” the rats shouted from their hideouts.