SURVEILLANCE MAY BE GOOD FOR YOU!

The Konga Security Agency (KSA) intercepts all electronic communication traffic in Konga -emails, text messages, phone calls, messenger messages/calls, Facebook messages/calls, WhatsApp messages/calls, Skype messages/calls, Imo video messages, Google calls and messages, etc. Most Konga citizens are appalled and repulsed at this type of surveillance since Konga is a free society with freedom entrenched in its constitution. One day the head of KSA, General Dogood Orame, mistakenly deleted all his text messages, which contained very important texts that were part of the evidence in a high-profile lawsuit. It then occurred to him that since every text message between parties in Konga or involving a party in Konga are intercepted and stored in massive surveillance computers located in the agency’s underground bunkers, that he could retrieve his text messages. He quickly put a call to General Nche Okoma, the head of surveillance who quickly retrieved his entire text messages. He was relieved.

General Orame being a very ingenuous fellow decided to offer the same service to the public since his agency’s budget was under assault by lawmakers. An advertisement was designed to inform the people of Konga of this new unique government service. The advertisement ran thus: “Did you mistakenly delete that important email? Do you have a record of the text message where your boss was sexually harassing you? Do you have a record of the phone conversation where your ex-spouse threatened to kill you? If you do not have any of these records or you have mistakenly deleted them, do not worry. Your ever-caring and ever-vigilant Konga Security Agency (KSA) can help. We have a record of all your electronic communications. Just call 4 777-WE-CARES (4 777-932-2737) and for a fee of 20,000 Jama, we will retrieve your entire electronic communication for one year, no questions asked. This service is brought to you by KSA.”