IS MARTYRDOM THE ANSWER?

IS MARTYRDOM THE ANSWER?

To combat the growing threat of Moslem terrorism the Conference of Bishops are promising that any Christian who kills Muslims by blowing himself up will be entitled to 10 virgins in Heaven. This was revealed to the Bishops by God after 40 days of continuous praying and fasting by the Bishops in Cyprus. All the major and minor denominations were represented and Pope Okeke, the 1st spoke on behalf of the Bishops. It is expected that retaliation by Christians will curb the incidence of Moslem terrorism. This is similar to the Christian Crusade ending the Moslem Jihad.
Moslems who are only entitled to 7 virgins will resent the fact the Christians are enjoying 10 virgins and may start converting to Christianity and becoming Christian suicide bombers. Who doesn’t want more virgins?

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