MONEY, INTEGRITY, TRUTH, AND LIES

Did you accept money from a Polithiefian and vote against your interest?
Did you accept money from a special interest group and vote against your interest?
Did you accept money from a Liar and accept lies as truth?
Did you accept money from a Polithiefian and sell your community?
Did you accept money and change your position on a subject?

If your truth depends on money, you lack integrity.
If your truth depends on money, you are a liar.
If your position on an issue depends on money, you are a fraudster.
If a Polithiefian sways you with money, you are a scumbag.

Are you guilty of any of these offenses?
If you are, please report to the nearest penitentiary
For internment and rehabilitation.