NIGERIA AND ITS INVESTIGATIVE METHODS

If theft is suspected,
Assign thieves to investigate the theft

If fraud is suspected,
Assign fraudsters to investigate the fraud

If there is extrajudicial murder,
Asssign murderers to investigate the murder

If terrorism is suspected,
Assign terrorists to investigate

If drug dealing is suspected
Assign drug dealers to investigate

If sexual abuse is suspected,
Assign pedophiles to investigate

Nigeria, stop spending money on probes.
Probes whose conclusions are predetermined.
Use the funds to lower the cost of living for Nigerians.