THE UNDECIDED FRAUD

After more than one year of declaring interest to run for office,
After more than six months of continuous bombardment with flyers, TV, and radio ads,
After debates between candidates, town hall meetings, and door-to-door campaigning,
Some individuals still claim to be undecided on any particular candidate.

Really?

Africastallestman will believe these undecided:
If, when they are starving,
You present them with five dishes,
They refuse to eat any dish immediately.
You urge them to eat something or die.
They still refuse to eat because they are undecided and
Will decide in 7 days on which dish to eat.

Well, no starving person will behave in that manner.
Also, no member of an electorate starving for change will be undecided days before a crucial election.
Either they are uninterested, or they are hiding their true intentions.

Solution:
Anyone who publicly declares to be undecided 30 days before any election
Should be disenfranchised because that individual does not understand the issues or
Is making a fraudulent public declaration to influence
the polls.