THE DRUNKARD GOVERNOR

Plunked from a beer parlor in Houston and
Foisted on Anambra State by Godfathers
Who thought they could control the Drunkard,
And fleece the state through him.

Once he got into office, the Drunkard
Tore up all the “prenuptial ” agreements
And ruled as an Emperor while Osodiegbu
Terrorized Anambranians with executive slapping.

The Drunkard Inflicted serious economic,
Cultural, developmental, educational,
Sociological, and judicial harm on Anambra State
For eight long and tortuous years.

He tried to vamoose to Houston immediately
After the inauguration of his successor and continue
Drinking aged Glenfiddich and Hennessy but
He was apprehended at the airport by the EFCC.

After deodorizing the EFCC, he was
Released on bail with his dog, Bingo,
To continue his journey to Houston
To continue his heavy drinking.

Anyone visiting Houston will find him
At the beer parlor on Bissonet downing
Bottles of liquor and plates of nkwobi
With Osodiegbu, the slapper, who got
A deserving parting slap from the beautiful one!

https://africastallestman.com/2022/03/19/the-slappist-gets-a-farewell-slap/