MEDICAL NEWS OF THE WORLD: DISCOVERIES FROM THE UNIVERSITY OF OKIJA

More cases of typhomalaria—typhoid coexisting with malaria—are diagnosed in Nigeria in one day than than in the rest of the world in 100 years.

This is a phantom diagnosis, avoid any physician who diagnoses typhomalaria.

There are more cases of acute peptic ulcers in Nigeria than in the rest of the world combined.

Any abdominal ache in Nigeria is due to acute peptic ulcers.

Death by sudden illness is the number one killer of Nigerians.

An individual who dies after a 10-year battle with cancer died from a brief illness. Chronic illnesses are nonexistent in Nigeria.

Modern medications are useless in Nigeria without the addition of anointing oil, holy water, and chicken feathers to the regimen.

This is medical syncretism!