SIT-TIGHT PUBLIC SERVANTS

Do public servants get special pay for dying in office?
Maybe?

Why do mentally and physically incapacitated public servants not retire?
Power.

Does serving while incapacitated prolong or decrease longevity for public servants?
Under study.

Does power corrupt so absolutely that public servants want to die while powerful?
This is the real reason—power corrupts.

Resolutions:
Three falls in one year—out.
Ten mispronunciations in one year—out.
Two freezes while speaking in one year—out.
Three pneumonias in one year—out.
Two heart attacks in one year—out.
Two strokes in one year—out.
Cancer with one-year survivability—out.

These resolutions should be codified into laws for the public good.

US Senator Mitch McConnell says absence due to fall and pneumonia
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cvge2nd611zo