JUSTICE: TOUGH JUSTICE SPARES SACRED COWS AND PUNISHES SACRED PIGS

Death sentence for jaywalking.
Fine for striking a jaywalker.
The jaywalker is a sacred pig.
The automobile driver is a sacred cow.

Fine for jaywalking.
Death sentence for striking a jaywalker.
The jaywalker is a sacred cow.
The automobile driver is a sacred pig.

There shall never be equal justice.
Not on “animal farms.”
Not on “human farms,” and
Not in the afterlife, if there is any.