SELF-DEFENSE INDEED!

You sail thousands of miles from your shores to my neighborhood and start shooting and bombing me.

When I defend my territory by retaliating, you also claim you acted in self-defense.

How?
Did I sail to your shores? No.
Did I shoot and bomb first? No.

How can you be attacking me and claiming self-defense?
This may be the war joke of the century.

https://africastallestman.com/2026/04/13/iran-and-the-usa-block-the-strait-of-hormuz-prelude-to-world-war-iii/