MEHDI HASAN VS DANIEL BWALA: TINUBU AND HIS 40 DUNCICS*—IDIOTS
HASAN:
Mr. Bwala, did you call Tinubu a drug dealer?
DUNCIC BWALA:
No, I did not.
Hasan plays tape confirming Mr. Bwala’s claim
DUNCIC BWALA:
I swear by God, it is a lie
BRIGHT BWALA:
During an electioneering campaign you say all sorts of things—propaganda—to discredit your opponent.
HASAN:
You said that Tinubu created a militia that targeted you for assassination.
Hasan plays the tape of Daniel Bwala making the assertions.
DUNCIC BWALA:
God forbid, I never said such a thing.
BRIGHT BWALA:
It is all politics, Tinubu won’t try it since I made that claim.
HASAN:
You said that Tinubu will capture Nigeria’s assets as he captured the assets of Lagos State.
Hasan again plays the tape recording.
DUNCIC BWALA:
Tufiakwa, why would any human being say such a thing? It must be AI-generated.
BRIGHT BWALA:
Trump has said more outrageous things about his opponents. In politics, anything is fair game.
HASAN:
Why were you against the Islamist-Islamist ticket in 2023?
He plays tape.
DUNCIC BWALA:
I did it to get Christian support.
BRIGHT BWALA:
You are an Islamist and that’s why you supported an Islamist-Islamist ticket.
DANI BWALA turns the table against his Islamist interviewer by highlighting Hasan’s faith.
AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Where do Tinubu get these DUNCICS from?
Aren’t there more intelligent people in Nigeria?
Oh, I forgot, Birds of a Feather flock together!
DUNCIC* = Dunce of the highest order.
GULLIBILITY IS FATAL