TRUMPIAN LOGIC

Diplomacy is deal making,
Real estate agents make the best diplomats.

Ambassadors are like in-laws,
In-laws make the best envoys.

Since everything is an Ikpulity,
I’ll designate as many Secretaries of Nonsense as possible.

The best defense is a good offense,
Attack Greenland before Denmark attacks the US.

The best peacemakers are dotards with dementia,
I’ll chair the board of pieces, sorry, peace

War is make-believe and TV hosts make good defense secretaries,
Is any of you named Petrus Hack Set?

Cattle ranchers are best suited to coral immigrants,
Is there any Gnome from South Dakota?

Infections are caused by conspiring microorganisms,
Conspiracy theorists best suited to head the CDC

God talks through Israel,
If Israel wants US citizens killed, I’ll do it.

Tariffs are paid by foreign corporations,
Higher tariffs shall decrease the deficit.

Global warming can be prevented by a smoke blanket,
Burning fossil fuel especially coal shall provide a smoke blanket to protect the Earth.

Drug companies are owing Americans trillions,
Reducing drug prices by 600 to 1,000 percent shall recover the debt owed Americans.

The Epstein files are no big deal,
I’ll keep America distracted by bombing Ottawa and Mexico City.

That’s how the mind of a deranged dictator works!

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/fact-checking-statements-made-by-trump-to-justify-u-s-strikes-on-iran