HELP

“I didn’t need your help.”

“Yeah, why didn’t you say it earlier?”

“Well, you didn’t ask if I needed help.”

Yeah, nothing is more distressful than when your help is used but the recipient is unappreciative.

Yeah, nothing is more depressing than the object of your help becoming a mortal enemy.

Therefore, when you realize that your help is scorned, stop rendering help and run nine-ninety to safety!

COMMITTEE OF ENEMIES