YOU GET WHAT YOU VOTED FOR!

You vote for a candidate with a chequered past
And expect integrity while in office
You must be smoking igbo*

You vote for a candidate with a history of thievery
And you expect that candidate not to steal public money
You must be smoking igbo

You vote for a mythomaniac
And you expect the mythomaniac to stop lying once elected
You must be smoking igbo

You vote for a megalomaniac
And you expect the megalomaniac not to misappropriate public money
You must be smoking igbo

You accept money from candidates
And you expect the candidates not to more than recoup their expenditures from public funds
You must be smoking igbo

You elect a stark, uneducated illiterate
And expect the illiterate not to rely on a cabal
You must be smoking igbo

You elect a philanderer
And expect saintly behavior
You must be smoking igbo

You elect an alcoholic
And expect sober governance
You must be smoking igbo

You elect an Islamist
And expect religious tolerance
You must be smoking igbo

You elect a racist and hatist bigot
And expect humanistic behavior while in office
You must be smoking igbo*

Igbo*—Indian hemp, marijuana, weed, ganja