NIGERIA IS THE FAKE “DOCTOR” CAPITAL OF THE WORLD

Scientists at the world-renowned University of Okija have revealed that 1-in-10 Nigerians have a fake pH.D. in one ikpulity or another. This rate is the highest recorded in the world. Some Nigerians have more than one fake pH.D. and go by the moniker, dR. dR.

Nigerian Polithefians are dRs
Nigerian Traders are dRs
Nigerian Musicians are dRs
Nigerian Cattle Herders are dRs
Nigerian Fraudsters are dRs
Nigerian Herbalists are dRs
Nigerian Farmers are dRs
Nigerian Lawyers are dRs
Nigerian Engineers are dRs
Every Nigerian involved in health care
From the janitor to the brain surgeon is a dR

With so many dOCTORS
Nigerian universities have ceased to
Award Bachelors and Masters degrees and
The Nigerian Senate is considering making
A dOCTORATe degree the minimum qualification
For any job including cattle herding!

The University of Okija recently instituted a dR. of Ikpulity degree which is the highest academic degree in the world. The price is yet to be determined by the university.

Ikpulity defined

Ikpulity

noun
\ ikpulity  \
Definition
:things of the same kind, a generic term used for effect
Synonyms & Antonyms
Synonyms
acme, etc, and so on, surprise, nonsense, exclamation, MacGuffin, confine
Examples
//I bought bread, tuna, onions, and other ikpulities to make a tuna sandwich.
It was a tremendous ikpulity—an expression of surprise
What type of Ikpulity is that?—what nonsense is that?
Mind your ikpulity—stay in your lane

Antonyms
nothing, opposite, letdown, wander

First Known Use
1995, in the meaning defined above by Farmer Chukwudi Nwankwo