EFFECTS OF “OPEN HEAVENS” AND “NSPPD” ON INFLATION AND THE NIGERIAN ECONOMY

The Doors of Heaven have been kept since
Two thousand and nine by one man through
Repeating and endless cycles of prayers
Yet hunger, inflation, kidnapping, and terrorism
Continues to ravage Nigeria and
God is freezing because of the cold draft

With the addition of NSPPD in 2020
New Season Prophetic Prayers and Declarations
Nigeria is experiencing Stagflation
Nigerians are praying that the planned addition of
“Open Hell” in 2027 does not materialize
Because Nigeria may go up in flames

Scientists at the University of Okija
Believe that economic disruptions
Caused by these Charlatans and
Sequestration of investible money
Into these entities drive inflation and unemployment
And may result in a recession before long

Add the various Redeeming, Winning,
Firing, Losing, and Deepening religious
Ikpulities and you quickly realize why
Nigeria is experiencing a 10-alarm economic emergency
An emergency not ameliorated by huge borrowing from
External entities including nations poorer than Nigeria

Do not forget the Hand, Spirit, and
Converted Islamic pASTORs  and
You see that Nigeria is in big shit
Efforts by the comedian Journey Man pASTOr
To counter inflation and insecurity have failed
As humor provides only a temporary respite

Africastallestman will join these new-fangled oufits
Once they prove that prayers build infrastructure
Such as roads, bridges, hospitals, and other ikpulities.