NIGERIANS ARE THE DUMBEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD
Nigerians are so dumb that:
Nigeria has oil
Nigeria has gas
Nigeria has rivers
Nigeria has wind
Nigeria has uranium
Nigeria has constant sunlight
Nigeria has wind
Yet, Nigeria has no electricity
Nigerians are so dumb that:
Nigerians excel in arts
Nigerians excel in science
Nigerians excel in maths
Nigerians excel in music
Nigerians excel in technology
Yet, Nigeria is a shit-hole country as these talents are developing other countries
Nigerians are so dumb that:
“Educated” Nigerians are dumber than non-educated Nigerians
Education increases the dumbness in Nigerians
“Educated” Nigerians porstrate before:
Passenger touts
Drunkards
Serial fraudsters
Illiterate pASTORs
And Ikpulities of any kind masquerading as Polithiefians
To eat crumbs from their tables
Yet, these “educated” Ikpulities see themselves as “intelligent”
Nigerians are so dumb that:
Its constitution is an Army Edict
Written by semi-literate people
Under the full watch of “educated ” Nigerians
“Educated” Nigerians so eager to continue stealing
From where the military stopped
That these “educated” Nigerians never rejected the Edict
Are these the traits of intelligent people—No
Nigerians are so dumb that
Nigeria joined the Islamic OIC
Nigeria joined the Islamic D-8
Nigeria has Sharia Magistrates on the Supreme Court
Nigeria had a Sharia Magistrate as Chief Justice
Nigeria endorses Sharia and Civil laws
Nigeria has Sharia States
Nigeria disburses alcohol VAT to Sharia States that prohibit alcohol
Yet, roguish, tithing, Nigerian Christian pASTORs never vehemently protested these aberrations or appealed to the wider world Christian community for help
Do you think Nigerians are intelligent—No
Nigerians are so dumb that:
Nigerian Terrorists are celebrities
Nigerian Terrorists are absorbed into the Army
Nigerian officials sponsor terrorism
Nigerian inland ports in the North are used for terrorist purposes
Nigerian security forces aid and abet Terrorists
Nigerians killed or kidnapped by Terrorists are killed or kidnapped by God
Yea, everything that occurs in Nigeria is God’s will
Yea, the will of the Nigerian God
Nigerians are so dumb that:
Oil in the South is used to develop the North
Gold and rare earth minerals in North are used to finance terrorism
Oil and mineral rights are given to individuals ex gratis
Oil and mineral thieves are adored and glorified by
Nigerians whose commonwealth is being stolen
Are these dumb or intelligent traits of a people?
Nigerians are so dumb that:
No “educated” Nigerian
Has forcibly condemned and
Led a movement to stem the
Influx of Terrorist Fulanis into Nigeria
Terrorists who will eventually Islamize Nigeria
Even dumb people realize existential threats but
Nigerians may be Dumber than Dumber!
Nigerians are so dumb that:
Nigerians will vote for the highest briber
Nigerians will complain of hunger after selling their votes
Nigerians adore money more than knowledge
Nigerians will kill for money rituals
Nigerians believe that voodoo shall fix Nigeria
Nigerians believe that prayers shall fix Nigeria
Nigerians can do anything for money including murder
Yet, Nigerians pretend to be intelligent
Nigerians are so dumb that:
Nigerians advocating for changes are Lunatics
Nigerians advocating for changes are Controversial
Nigerians with knowledge are “I too know”—ITK
Nigerians with knowledge are narcissists
Nigerians tired with the status quo are Trouble makers
How do you change the orientation of dumb people?
Dumb people who do not recognize their dumbness—Impossible
If these are the traits of intelligent people as Nigerians claim they are
Then, intelligence in Nigerians is Dumbness in disguise
What a dumb country, if it is really a country, which it is not
Could dumbness be Genetic—Yes?