A NEW CHRISTIAN DENOMINATION: THE CHURCH OF IKPULITY

The Church of Ikpulity is a Pentecostal, Evangelical, and Ikpulitic Church.

The founder was secretly anointed in his bed two weeks ago by God as soon as his wife went to urinate at midnight.

It has been decreed that one member of this church shall be lifted out of poverty every month.

Tithes are pegged at 7.5 percent, unlike the greedy churches charging 10 percent.

As the name implies, whatever your ikpulity is, you have come to the right church.

Every member of The Church of Ikpulity is guaranteed a high position in Heaven or Hell, unlike other Pemtecostal Evangelical Churches whose members are servants in Heaven or Hell.

More details to follow.

Signed
Prophet Anya Di Na Azu
General Overseer