AFRICASTALLESTMAN INTERVIEWS JOE BIDEN
AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Good Afternoon, Mr. President.
JOE BIDEN:
Good morning, Africastallestman.
AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Do you mean good afternoon?
JOE BIDEN:
Whatever, by the bush, why are you interviewing me now after interviewing Trump ten times?
AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
I didn’t interview you earlier because you insisted that my questions must be submitted in advance. I suspected that some Ikpulities in the White House would answer the questions for you.
You also insisted that you must use a teleprompter.
JOE BIDEN:
Are you insinuating that I had dementia while in office? Ronald Reagan had dementia and still secured a second term. I hate journalists who claim to be liberal but are leftist
AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Do you mean rightist?
JOE BIDEN:
No, I mean leftist and that’s what the so-called right should be called—Left.
AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
I am in agreement with you on that. Are you on any new drugs for dementia as I did not expect such profound thoughts from you.
JOE BIDEN:
Africastallestman, you’ll also develop dementia if you get to my age. Who is more demented—Trump or me?
AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Trump is more of a case of cerebral derangement and genetic pathological lying. If he develops dementia, I hope they keep the nuclear button away from him.
JOE BIDEN:
I agree.
AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Trump has redesignated Nigeria as a nation led by Islamists who are genociding Christians.
Why did you remove the CPC—Country of Particular Concern—designation from Nigeria?
JOE BIDEN:
I did not want to offend Obama, whose dad was an Islamist or John Kerry who is friendly with the Sultan of Sokoto. Remember, those two helped install Buhari.
AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
As a Catholic, do you regret your inaction emboldening and empowering the Fulani Terrorist Herdsmen and Islamic Terrorists in Genociding Christians?
JOE BIDEN:
Yes, I do, but you must also blame Alhaji Bishop Kukah who urged me to remove the designation because the Terrorists also killed Islamists.
AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Are you suggesting that if you killed your parents because they were abusing you, you should also kill other parents because you suspect they are abusing their children?
JOE BIDEN:
Africastallestman, I get your point. Killing fellow Islamists who disagree with extreme Islamists may be acceptabe under Sharia law but Christians are not subject to Sharia law.
AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
You are speaking logically. Are you sure you are not a doppelganger.
Can I pull your hair?
As I approach Biden, two burly secret service men tackle me and throw me out of the room.
As I was falling I shouted,
“When are you, Obama, and Kerry going to apologize for facilitating and extending the Christian Genocide In Nigeria?