BANK EXTORTION IN NIGERIA

You pay to deposit money in Nigerian banks
You pay to withdraw money from Nigerian banks
You pay to transfer money through Nigerian banks
You pay to receive money through Nigerian banks
You pay to use Nigerian banks’ ATMs

You pay for text messages from Nigerian banks
You pay to call Nigerian banks
You pay when Nigerian banks calls you
You pay to keep your account open in Nigerian banks
You pay to have any interaction with Nigerian banks

Do Nigerian banks have operational expenses?
No, all are paid by Nigerian banks’ customers
If you don’t own a bank in Nigeria
You are in the wrong business

Nigerian banks are not banks
They are:
Burglars
Appropriating
Not
Keeping Your Money

Nigerian banks learnt
This Ikpulity from
Nigerian Polithiefians
Who appropriate public money
While banks appropriate private money

Will this Ikpulity ever change?
Keep dreaming, it will never change
As the banks and Polithiefians
Are in cahoots and share
A common umbilical cord.

NIGERIANS
“Nigerians are docile, gullible, compromisable, and malleable. Genetically, they love Demagogues and Demagoguery” — Chidiogo.