EXCUSE ME, WHO MADE THOSE LAWS?

Mother-in-law
Father-in-law
Brother-in-law
Sister-in-law
Grandmother-in-law
Grandfather-in-law
Ikpulity-in-law?

What about?
People-in-law
Town-in-law
Country-in-law
Polithiefians-in-law
Dictators-in-law
Dog-in-law

Unwritten 14th century
Canons created these laws
Since in-laws respect and
Cannot purposefully harm
In-laws, can the same Canon
Extend the definitions
To include more ikpulities?

Ukraine-Russia War averted
Since they are Countries-in-law
A Trump marries a Putin or
A Xi Jinping marries a Kim Jong-un or
A Biya marries a Kagame
Dictators-in-law push for
World peace and an end to all Wars!

HUMANS

Ikpulity defined

Ikpulity

noun
\ ikpulity  \
Definition
:things of the same kind, a generic term used for effect
Synonyms & Antonyms
Synonyms
acme, etc, and so on, surprise, nonsense, exclamation, MacGuffin, confine
Examples
//I bought bread, tuna, onions, and other ikpulities to make a tuna sandwich.
It was a tremendous ikpulity—an expression of surprise
What type of Ikpulity is that?—what nonsense is that?
Mind your ikpulity—stay in your lane

Antonyms
nothing, opposite, letdown, wander

First Known Use
1995, in the meaning defined above by Farmer Chukwudi Nwankwo