NIGERIAN POLITHEFIANS TO NIGERIAN PROFESSORS: YOU CANNOT BE PAID TWICE

We paid you to rig elections in our favor
You turn around and demand pay increases
After you have rigged elections

The bribes you collected to rig elections
Exceeds your requested pay increase
There is no more money to meet your demands

You cannot eat your cake and still have it
Go back to your teaching posts or forfeit your pay
“A word may not be enough for the fool”—Chidiogo.

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2025/10/breaking-asuu-suspends-2-week-warning-strike/