NIGERIANS AND THEIR COMPETING AND DIAMETRICALLY OPPOSED PRAYERS, ALL IN THE MIGHTY NAME OF JESUS!

Jesus is not amused
Jesus is quite angry
Quite angry with Nigerian Christians
These Ikpulities utter pure
Incomprehensible garbage and
Ascribe my name to it

Most are imploring me
Prevent them from dying or
To kill their enemies
If I do not kill you
How do you enter my Kingdom?
You might rot on Earth

One claims to have kept
The doors of my house
Open for years and counting
Another claims to have
Turned my house into a Furnace and
Some have my cellphone number

Nigerians, stop saying prayers
In my Mighty name or Name
I am God and you cannot
Coerce me to act on your prayers
Please humble yourself and
I may grant some of your prayers.

GOD WARNS SELF-ANOINTED PASTORS