THE BLAME GAME

You marry young
So you can “fight” your wife
Three times a week as
Recommended by urologists
To forestall prostate problems

Your wife decides to
“Fight” you once every six months
Even though your batteries
Are always fully charged and
Ready for a fight anytime
You develop prostate problems
Who is to be blamed?

Your wife marries young
So she can feed you
Three times a week
As recommended by gynecologists
She opts to feed you
Once every six months
She develops breast problems
Who is to be blamed?

Unfortunately, the blame is on the same person!