HOW NOT TO GET A NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

Intensify an ongoing Genocide by your favored Combatant
Endorse the use of Hunger as a weapon by your favored Combatant
Hunger and Bombing create Famine amongst the Clobbered
Give more lethal weapons to your favored Combatant 
Suddenly, order your favored Combatant to cease the senseless killing
Still do not allow the delivery of food and medicine to the Clobbered
Demand a Nobel Peace Prize for ending a War you encouraged and financed
AGREEDED, you’ll get a Nobel Peace Prize and the first Nobel War Prize
The two prizes cancel each other and you are left with nothing.