NIGERIA’S DNA TESTING BILL IS IN ORDER

Nigeria’s borders are so porous and
The Nigerian Immigration Service
So corrupt and incompetent that trying
To stem illegal immigration is akin to
Trying to catch water with a basket

In addition to paternity testing at birth
All Nigerian Polithefians, living or dead
Must undergo paternity testing to
Determine if they are Nigerians since
No true Nigerian Politician will treat
Nigerians in the manner that these
Polithefians have treated Nigeria and Nigerians

Buhari, Tinubu, Akpabio, and Abass
Are the first in line for paternal DNA testing
The amount of debt these Ikpulities are
Heaping on Nigeria with nothing to show for it
Shall indebt the present and future generations of Nigerians  forever
These impostors on exposure as non-Nigerians must be deported
To where they came from immediately.