HUNGRY, UNEMPLOYED PEOPLE DO NOT RIDE JANGLOVAS—SWINGS

Nigerian gOVERNORs compete on
building substandard roads used to
fleece their states’ funds

Nigerian gOVERNORs compete on
building substandard structures for rodents to
fleece their states’ funds

No Nigerian gOVERNOR competes on:
Job creation
Education
Literacy
Skills acquisition
Health care
The Environment
Water supply and
Other Ikpulities

One gOVERNOR built
a Janglova Park for monkeys
as the Citizens were afraid to
swing on empty stomachs

What do gOVERNORs do with fleeced funds?
Run for reelection to continue
their nefarious Ikpulities.

U.S. Embassy accuses Nigerian govt. officials of “fiscal irresponsibility”