CONGRESSIONAL REPUBLICANS APPROVE FOXES TO GUARD AMERICA’S CHICKEN COOPS!
You thought you saw it all.
No, the worst is in the future,
Congressional Republicans just
Approved Foxes, known vicious and
Inveterate chicken killers to be
The custodians of America’s chicken coops.
At this rate, Pedophiles may become
America’s Kindergartens’ Head Teachers.
Refuse to go along with Trump and a Raccoon
May defeat you at the Republican Primaries.
Who knows what’s next?
Maybe snakes to guard rats
In America’s research laboratories.
What a perilous time for America!
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