TRUMP’S BUDGET CUTTING NONSENSE
Fire essential Federal workers
abruptly and without warning
Jet off to Florida every weekend
on Air Force One at Government expense
Fire more Federal workers
cruelly and without warning
Spend millions on a useless parade
celebrating Trump’s birthday
Ban energy-saving devices in
a fit of rage against global warming
Consumers end up spending more
on energy bills and health care bills
Ban less expensive green energy and
reintroduce expensive fossil-fueled energy
Make the current generation poorer and
create a hostile environment for future generations
If these Ikpulities make any sense to you
book a flight on Air Armageddon to Oslo
Where you’ll be awarded a Nobel Prize in
Obfuscation and Environmental Degradation.