EMERGENCY LEADER!

If the Leader wants to
Skirt the Constitution or the Law
The Leader declares spurious Emergencies

If the Leader wants to take
Your wife and make her his
The Leader will declare a Marital Emergency

If the Leader wants to
Drill for oil and gas in pristine areas
The Leader will declare an Energy Emergency

If the Leader wants to
Start a disruptive trade war
The Leader declares a Trade Emergency

If the Leader wants to
Jettison due process for accused persons
The Leader declares a War Emergency

If the Leader wants to
Skirt the Constitution
The Leader uses Subordinates

If Subordinates are prosecuted,
Convicted, and incarcerated,
The Leader pardons them.