AFRICASTALLESTMAN INTERVIEWS TRUMP ONCE AGAIN!

AFRICASTALLESTMAN INTERVIEWS TRUMP ONCE AGAIN!

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Thank you for giving me another opportunity to interview you.

TRUMP:
Anytime Africastallestman.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
I did not take your being a dictator for one day seriously but you loved it so much that you intend to be a dictator for four years.

TRUMP:
Well, I was going to be a dictator for one day but I loved it so much that I decided to be a dictator for four years and beyond.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
What do you mean by beyond?

TRUMP:
At the end of my current tenure, I’ll issue an Executive Order to continue to be President.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Oh, I see, is that what you meant by saying there will be no more elections?

TRUMP:
Yes.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
With the Supreme Court upholding all your Executive Disorders, sorry Orders, it is rumored that you plan to issue an Executive Order reinstating Slavery, is that true?

TRUMP:
It is under advisement.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
What do you mean by advisement?

TRUMP:
If Blacks refuse to take the jobs vacated by criminal illegal aliens I may need to force them to take those jobs by an Executive Order.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
With the US Congress and Supreme Court in your pocket, there is nothing you cannot do.

TRUMP:
I guess so.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Not really, you cannot end the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, or the Russia-Ukraine War, nor control China or inflation by Executive Orders. Your promises to end wars in one day and control inflation in one day during the campaign have not been fulfilled.

TRUMP:
I blame it on Biden and those damn Democrats especially the Democrats in the Federal Bureaucracy. Watch things improve after I fire all the Democrats in the Federal Civil Service.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
You are also firing Republicans and Independents in the Federal Civil Service. After the firings, who will implement your programs?

TRUMP:
Tesla robots, they are also less expensive than human labor.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Will Tesla robots also replace all the scientists resigning and moving to Europe after you declared war on American Universties?

TRUMP:
The Scientists can leave, America is fully developed and Europe is still developing.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Aren’t you worried that Europe will overtake America?

TRUMP:
No, because after I annex Greenland, Canada, and Panama, Europe will be next and I will share the spoils with Putin, my fellow Dictator.
There will be two empires in the world—An enlarged USA and a rejuvenated USSR.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
I can see your plans, I have always thought you are a genius.

TRUMP:
Do you mean that I am tremendously genius?

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Yes, Dictator‐President.

TRUMP:
I have to go. I have a few dozen Executive Orders to sign including one mandating Americans to stop breathing Oxygen but breathe Nitrogen.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Why nitrogen?

TRUMP:
When you breathe nitrogen you do not produce carbon dioxide and that’s how you reduce global warming, and not by banning fossil fuel.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
You would have been a tremendous scientist if you read science.

TRUMP:
Bye, Africastallestman. Beware of ICE as they may deport you to El Salvador and no one including the US Supreme Court can rescue you from that dreaded prison where prisoners sleep on metal beds!

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Bye, and thanks for the advice.

https://edition.cnn.com/2025/04/08/politics/due-process-supreme-court-alien-enemies-act/index.html

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