AMERICA HAS NO FOREIGN POLICY

American foreign policy depends on the President
If the American President is a conspiracy theorist
America will withdraw from all treaties

American foreign policy depends on the President
If the American President is wishy-washy
US foreign policy is wishy-washy

American foreign policy depends on the President
If the American President is senile
US foreign policy is senile

American foreign policy depends on the President
If the American President is demented
US foreign policy is demented

American foreign policy depends on the President
If the American President is a liar
US foreign policy is full of lies

American foreign policy depends on the President
If the American President is lunatistic
US foreign policy is lunatistic

American foreign policy depends on the President
Nations ally with the US at your own risk
Because the next US President may abandon you.