SEXUAL HARASSMENT, HOW NOT TO DEFEND YOURSELF

When accused of sexual harassment
by a pretty delectable lady,
do not use ugly undesirable ladies
as character witnesses.

When accused of sexual harassment
by a pretty delectable lady,
use prettier and more delectable ladies
as character witnesses.

The public will believe you if
desirable, delectable, and pretty ladies
vouch for your integrity and sanctimoniousness.
If you spurned Ursula* why harass Aurora**?

*Ugly fictional character
**Exquisitely beautiful fictional character

PS. Sexual harassment is wrong.