AFRICASTALLESTMAN INTERVIEWS TRUMP AFTER THE 59TH SUPER BOWL

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Congratulations, your team lost.

TRUMP:
Well, a threesome is not an easy feat.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Do you mean a three-peat?

TRUMP:
Whatever they are all the same.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Why are you always complimenting other’s wives? Aren’t you satisfied with your beautiful wife, Melania, an undocumented alien from Estonia?

TRUMP:
What is wrong with complimenting beautiful women? After all, Melanie kissed Justin Trudeau and refused to kiss me at the Inauguration by using a hat barrier to ward off my kiss.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
You are levying tariffs left and right at every opportunity, in the loo, the bathroom, in aircrafts, in helicopters, and anywhere.
Does America export anything, and if America does, have you thought about retaliatory tariffs?

TRUMP:
Retaliatory tariffs? Is that a joke? I’ll triple or quadruple the tariffs on any country that retaliates. If Europe retaliates, the US will withdraw from NATO. If a small country retaliates we will invade and take over the whole country and turn it into a casino.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Why do you think egg prices are going up?

TRUMP:
When I was growing up all we ate were White eggs laid by White hens. Sleepy Joe introduced brown hens, red hens, yellow hens, and who knows what. These new hens from Mexico, Canada, Pakistan, Panama, India, and Africa do not lay White eggs and are not as productive as White hens.
These undocumented hens are perking and killing White hens.
Elon Musk’s DOGE secretly introduced bird flu which is killing the criminal foreign hens.
Soon the White hen population will rebound and egg prices shall drop tremendously.
Now you understand why egg prices are rising.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
You keep saying I will buy Gaza. Do you mean you’ll buy Gaza with US money for yourself and later declare bankruptcy keeping Gaza as your Riviera?

TRUMP:
Are you African or a White South African in Blackface? You know White South Africans are tremendously genius! How did you know my plan?
Even Elonon Muskovich does not know my full plan for Gaza.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Do you mean Elon Musk?

TRUMP:
Whatever.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Why do you want undocumented White aliens from South Africa to resettle in America?
Do you know that Black South Africans can sue because allowing only Whites is DEI?

TRUMP:
Africastallestman, it is not DEI, DEI only involves Blacks and Colored. Blacks are taking over White lands and Whites must be protected.
An Executive Order by me is stronger than the Constitution.
The Supreme Court affirmed this in a ruling and I intend to use that power.
I have just abrogated the 14th Amendment—Birthright Citizenship—with an Executive Order.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Did Whites from England and the Netherlands arrive with land in South Africa? Whites comprise seven percent of the population but own 70 percent of the arable land.
How would you feel if  Blacks owned 80 percent of the land in America?

TRUMP:
It won’t happen in America and that’s why I have introduced measures to extinguish DEI and impoverish Blacks to slavery standards.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Are you aware that White South Africans have shunned your offers? One confidently informed me that the US has no social programs and he is afraid of being shot on 5th Avenue in Manhattan by a President with unlimited immunity.

TRUMP:
Tallestman, I have to leave as I have over 200 Executive Orders to be signed. With the Congress and Supreme Court in my pocket, I’ll rule as a Dictator.
You know the funny part, “If you replace me with a democrat President, a democrat Congress, and a democrat Supreme Court the democrat President won’t do shit.”

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
What of a Nancy Pelosi or AOC type of democrat President?

TRUMP:
America will never have a trans-President.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
These are strong women, they are not trans.

TRUMP:
Show me their DNA tests.
Bye Africastallestman
Be careful because Kristi Noem, dR. Phil, and ICE agents may mistake you for an illegal alien.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Thanks for the interview
Goodbye.

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