ANAMBRA STATE AND THE BASTARDIZATION OF IDENTITY DOCUMENTS

Check into a hotel in Anambra
the clerk makes a copy
of your identity document.

The document is handed
To an adaka*—motorcycle—driver.
Adaka driver delivers the
document to the Town Union offices.

After three days, the Town Union
President hands the document
To another adaka driver.

The document is delivered to the
gateman at the Local Government offices.
After four days, the local government
hires another adaka driver.

This adaka driver delivers
the document to the
gateman at the governor’s office.

After one week and after
twenty officials have initialed
the Document, the Lord,
the Governor, gets it.

The Governor discovers that
His arch-political rivals
Frequent Ashawo Hotel, Awka.

The Governor uses
this ikpulity in his campaign
against his political opponent(s)
in the forthcoming election.

Unbeknownst to the governor
Ashawo Hotel has excellent
meeting facilities and is
not only used for sexual ikpulities.

What in the world is a
Governor doing with
Individual’s identity document?

If any fraud is perpetrated
with a false document
is the Governor liable?
This law needs a rewrite!

*Adaka—Driver and passenger on a motorcycle mimic two monkeys holding each other.

Anambra State Homeland Security Law 2025 – Anambra State Government Website
https://anambrastate.gov.ng/documents/anambra-state-homeland-security-law-2025/#:~:text=This%20law%20establishes%20Agunechemba%2C%20a,urban%20centers%20in%20Anambra%20State.